August222014

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

i like you roommate! but i know the feeling

(via punsmcgee)

August202014
8PM

daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.

(Source: theperksofbeing-kate, via eat-squat-love)

August182014

Ironic

doubtitwillbeusedmuch:

'Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife' is only ironic if you’re asking for a knife to perform an emergency operation, and the patient is Uri Geller.

10AM
nevver:

No fun

My life

nevver:

No fun

My life

August92014

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August82014

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

I’ve legitimately thought about this before. Just stepping in front of fancy new Mercedes or something…not one going too fast, I’m not crazy…just poor 

(via letstoneup)

3PM

flyawaymax:

even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

(via meldachevelure)

1PM
thefluffingtonpost:

Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Finley the dog has completely ceased all cute activity until demands are met by his owner.
"He was always such a fun puppy," said Kathy Monroe. "Then he realized he wasn’t getting anything in return for doing tricks. That’s when it kind of all started."
First on the pup’s agenda: A living wage.
"My client maintains that he simply cannot continue being an adorable dog without fair compensation," said Ralph Sagher, the puppy’s attorney. "It is in his owner’s best interests to begin paying Finley at once for his services, preferably in bones."
Monroe isn’t so quick to give in.
"Look, I don’t think asking for a paw shake is out of line," the first-time owner said. "After all, I do basically everything for him. That puppy’s got some nerve, if you ask me."
Sagher countered:
"Oh, please. Typical owner talk," said the thrice-disbarred litigator. "She can argue all she wants, but we’re not going to roll over. And yes, you can print that."
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thefluffingtonpost:

Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Finley the dog has completely ceased all cute activity until demands are met by his owner.

"He was always such a fun puppy," said Kathy Monroe. "Then he realized he wasn’t getting anything in return for doing tricks. That’s when it kind of all started."

First on the pup’s agenda: A living wage.

"My client maintains that he simply cannot continue being an adorable dog without fair compensation," said Ralph Sagher, the puppy’s attorney. "It is in his owner’s best interests to begin paying Finley at once for his services, preferably in bones."

Monroe isn’t so quick to give in.

"Look, I don’t think asking for a paw shake is out of line," the first-time owner said. "After all, I do basically everything for him. That puppy’s got some nerve, if you ask me."

Sagher countered:

"Oh, please. Typical owner talk," said the thrice-disbarred litigator. "She can argue all she wants, but we’re not going to roll over. And yes, you can print that."

Via salmon789.

Love animals as much as we do? Check out explore.org's network of live cams on bears, baby birds, puppies, kittens and more.

1PM

supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

(via englishmajorhumor)

August52014
iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

(via gettingwhereiwanttobe)

12AM
humansofnewyork:

“I’m always fearful because I don’t have a safety net. I feel like I’m walking on a tightrope with nothing to catch me if I fall. I’ve moved 80 times in my life. I don’t have any savings. I don’t have any room to make a mistake. In college, I was always around so many people who could afford to make mistakes, and I couldn’t help but feel very envious of them.”“When did you feel most envious?”“Family day.”

my life, too

humansofnewyork:

“I’m always fearful because I don’t have a safety net. I feel like I’m walking on a tightrope with nothing to catch me if I fall. I’ve moved 80 times in my life. I don’t have any savings. I don’t have any room to make a mistake. In college, I was always around so many people who could afford to make mistakes, and I couldn’t help but feel very envious of them.”
“When did you feel most envious?”
“Family day.”

my life, too

August42014

mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

ROOMMATE

(via becomingathena)

11PM
culstest:

euo:

FUCK THIS POST

this fucked me up man

culstest:

euo:

FUCK THIS POST

this fucked me up man

(Source: human-chernobyl, via 52tavistocksquare)

August22014

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via punsmcgee)

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